Is it excessive?
I will last. Laughing longest.
Seventeen feet deep.
Who is buried s e v e n t e e n feet deep? Maybe gravediggers. And those who can't un-know what they know about gravediggers. Which might explain Act V of Hamlet. But Shakespeare clearly didn't want to be disturbed. Or rise a zombie. 'Cause everyone knows 6ft is their limit. Either way, Shakespeare didn't take any chances.
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*title from Shakespeare's grave inscription